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Pussy pussy Jennie is her name
went out for a walk and played her little game
along the roof top and disappeared too
then a meow was heard from the other room
closely followed by ginnie a furry friend who came to warn me
meow she said in pussy language too
i went for a walk into the other room
where is she i said to ginnie
meow was the reply i got as you can see
i looked over the roof tops and now where was she
then ginnie jumped up on wall and looked over and meowed at me
communicating that something had happened to her furry friend sweet little Jennie
out the window i did climb and over rooftop and wall did i see a fenced of area with bushes you see
i called out Jennie Jennie
a meow was returned to me
it got loader and loader but i still couldn’t see
went ou for walk and climbed up to too
i could hear sweet little Jennie she was trapped over there too
called the RSPCA its dark there’s nothing they could do
went away came back in an hour or two
by this time it was dark and i called Jennie
then suddenly on top of this fence appeared a sweet little pussy head appearing over the top at me
i thought you little monkey and grabbed her and took her home with me
after all the hassle and stress she had caused at five months old you see
she had been fine all the time but was playing a little game you see
if i meow and meow for an hour or so
i will get a free carry all the way home for my tea
well my friends this is what you get if have pussy called Jennie
lots of mischievous behaviour because she is a little monkey.
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They were sat in the kitchen
when an intruder walked in
ginnie and Jennie
said let fun begin
with a leap and pounce
much to its surprise
they had found a new toy
this one was alive
its squealed and it jumped
they pounce with joy
well this is much better than any of our toys
it made a dash across the room
but soon realised it was there was no escape
as one pounced and the battered it too
they had caught their first mouse
it had no right in their room
it had no chance to survive and I couldn’t get near it too
as the pair of them ran off with it
and claimed victory too
ginnie and Jennie one mouse nil
was the score that day the moral of this story
is there is no room at the flat
for mice to stay
when ginnie and Jennie
come out to play.
LATEST SCORE 2 -0
KITTENS WIN CAT AND MOUSE LEAGUE THIS SEASON. PEST CONTROL REF COULDNT STOP THE RIOT ON THE PITCH KITTENS SENT OFF FOR UNREASONABLE BEHAVIOUR.
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Have you ever felt guilty in life for having some thing to eat
as eyes appear by your side and start scratching your feet
the cute ball of fluff is sitting there and manoeuvering around
having a good stare
like the advert on tv
when the man opens the milk and all the cats
turn up for a drink
in my case it was tin of mackerel
and her name was ginnie she is 5 month old kitten
two seconds ago she was now where to be seen
then the moment that tin was opened she was there
harassing me
from every angle but she didn’t care
with a nose like radar
she homed in on the tin
bangs goes my peaceful lunch
as i am now as guilty as sin.
a true story of what happened to-day ginnie the kitten. from Kevin
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