Archive for the ‘news’ Category

THE OWL AND PUSSY CAT WENT TO SEA   1 comment


The owl and the pussy cat went to sea

he was hooting

because he was so dam horny

pussy was pleased because she came too

the dam horny owl  was such a good screw

he hooted she meowed and he flapped all day

well she purred and meowed

after each orgasm that  she had that day

they set sail bon voyage for a day at sea

little did she know what he had planned

and now six months  later

she has to face reality

mad hooting firballs

that fly around the home each day

hooting like mad and purring away

such a strange sight to see

there’s a moral to this story

you see

next time you have sex

make it safe too

wear a condom

and this wont happen to you

as an unexpected sexual encounter

may leave facing reality

just like the owl and pussy cat

that went to sea

Advertisements

SWEET LITTLE JENNIE BUT NOT SO INNOCENT TODAY   9 comments


Pussy pussy Jennie is her name

went out for a walk and played her little game

along the roof top and disappeared too

then a meow was heard from the other room

closely followed by ginnie a furry friend who came to warn me

meow she said in pussy language too

i went for a walk into the other room

where is she i said to ginnie

meow was the reply i got as you can see

i looked over the roof tops and now where was she

then ginnie jumped up on wall and looked over and meowed at me

communicating that something had happened to her furry friend sweet little Jennie

out the window i did climb and over rooftop and wall did i see a fenced of area with bushes you see

i called out Jennie Jennie

a meow was returned to me

it got loader and loader but i still couldn’t see

went ou for walk and climbed up to too

i could hear sweet little Jennie she was trapped over there too

called the RSPCA its dark there’s nothing they could do

went away came back in an hour or two

by this time it was dark and i called Jennie

then suddenly on top of this fence appeared a sweet little pussy head appearing over the top at me

i thought you little monkey and grabbed her and took her home with me

after all the hassle and stress she had caused at five months old you see

she had been fine all the time but was playing a little game you see

if i meow and meow for an hour or so

i will get a free carry all the way home for my tea

well my friends this is what you get if have pussy called Jennie

lots of mischievous behaviour because she is a little monkey.

A TIME FOR PEACE IS COMING SOON   Leave a comment


As Tripoli  start to fall

as rebels come in and make a call

Gaddafi and his men start to flee

as time is running out and a change in destiny

the fires may burn and people are injured too

self-sacrifice by many innocent men

who decided to volunteer and fight too

for a cause they felt was just

and their freedom of choice to have change

many have come many have died

and many families have shed tears flocked out of the country to escape their fears

and run away hoping for a brighter new day

what will happen very soon

as people come back home

from far away

as a newly formed government

will have its say

will it be good and will they stay true

and make a brighter future for Libya too

we will have to wait and see

as this change brought a country

of people to fight and some to flee

whilst their own blood was spilt

with terror too

a time for peace is coming soon.

IN MEMORY OF A HERO ( FLT LT JOHN EGGING) RED ARROWS   4 comments


He gave his last performance yesterday

whilst performing for the public

at the Bournemouth air display

a real hero to his family

and red arrows display team too

flt lt john egging

shall always remembered what he could do best

as he served his country on fast jets

and as part of red arrows flying display team too

and gave 12 years loyal service

to RAF

and lost his life so tragically

whilst putting on a show

in front of the public and family

we must remember him

and wish his family well

in their time of need

as they go through

this dark spell

and hope and pray

he rests in peace too

and may his family remember all the good times they had with him

and may his memory

live on too

and may the red arrows get back flying again

very soon

god bless a hero

may the RAF  remember you

from Kevin Newman ex RAF

THE DAY THE KITTENS CAME OUT TO PLAY   9 comments


They were sat in the kitchen

when an intruder walked in

ginnie and Jennie

said let fun begin

with a leap and pounce

much to its surprise

they had found a new  toy

this one was alive

its squealed and it jumped

they pounce with joy

well this is much better than any of our toys

it made a dash across the room

but soon realised it was there was no escape

as one pounced and the battered it too

they had caught their first mouse

it had no right in their room

it had no chance to survive and I couldn’t get near it too

as the pair of them ran off with it

and claimed victory too

ginnie and Jennie one mouse nil

was the score that day the moral of this story

is there is no room at the flat

for mice to stay

when ginnie and Jennie

come out to play.

LATEST SCORE 2 -0

KITTENS WIN CAT AND MOUSE LEAGUE THIS SEASON.  PEST CONTROL REF COULDNT STOP THE RIOT ON THE PITCH  KITTENS SENT OFF FOR UNREASONABLE BEHAVIOUR.

BRING AND END TO THIS VIOLENCE SYRIA WORLD IS WATCHING YOU   Leave a comment


The tanks are rolling and shooting people too

how much longer can world sit by idly and watch

the innocent Syrian people suffer like this still

its time for turkey, egypt iran ,Israel,Lebanon

to get around the tables and sit and talk too

discuss a resolution and way to end this suicidal mission

of Syrian leader and bring about peace too

before this becomes war

and muslims and arabs rise up and all end up fighting

one another and this spreads out of control too

these people desperately need our help

and very soon too

as this man is out off control

and civil war will be there soon.

The fires burn and people flee to as anarchy has this week visited a town near you   Leave a comment


My heart is saddened and i am very upset and angry too

at what is happening on the streets today

innocent people frightened and very scared too

fleeing their homes looking for safety

as people run riot and act with violence too

thieving robbing and mugging and setting fires too

innocent people’s homes businesses without a care

what are they thinking of and where is this going too

injuring police and members of public too

this is britain we are kind and decent too

do we deserve this we are supposed to be human beings

where are the parents and do they care too

about what their children are doing and what they are up to

its shame that discipline is gone at home

and this is what we are left to see

where basic morals have gone

as this week face reality.

time to face the truth as discipline starts at home

and basic parenting too

then we will have law and order restored

and respect with peace and calm on our streets again too.

this is dedicated to all those innocent people who have suffered because of the riots in london you’re in my thoughts.

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

BY THE LEFT HAND...

Brett Kristian

Luna

Every now and then my head is racing with thoughts so I put pen to paper

Dr. K. L. Register

Just a small town girl who writes about Christian stuff.

I love music

.......When words fail,music speaks......

Beautiful Life with Cancer

Discovering the Gift

journeyinrhyme

Poetic Journey in Personal Discovery

Maverick Mist

Intertwined passions ~

From the Heart of Life

Inspiration and Advice for Life

Rippled Words

a harp unstrung

Erika Fuego

To Love Yourself is your Greatest Revolution.

- MIKE STEEDEN -

THE DRIVELLINGS OF TWATTERSLEY FROMAGE

Seasons and Impressions

and Other Poems by Cynthia Ann Katon-Alfonso

Of Love and Longing

...inspired poetry from rambling thoughts...

Not Just A Blonde

We are "Not Just" who we seem to be on this Earthly plane, but so much more. We are ALL children of a loving God who is calling us home to Love. This blog is dedicated to those of us on that journey together...

Audio SeXXX

Eargasms found here!

Anne's Poetry space

Poetry from the Heart

Elizabeth Melton Parsons

Writing~Art~Life

Elle Ever After

My Whereabouts, Words, Walks and Wisdom of sorts.

gabrielsfury

poems & stories, thoughts about people and places between moments of clarity, or not.

Richard M. Ankers - Author

I write because I must

Renee Writes Here

It's okay if you fall down and lose your spark. Just make sure that when you get back up, you rise as the whole damn fire.

Busy Mind Thinking

Wait! What?!

CoreyPonders

A Young Man From Wales That Writes Poetry......

Viv d' Biggest Dreamer

I will never surrender!!!

Best Romantic Pics

Smile! You’re at The Best Romantic Blog Ever

Kathleen's Writings & Art

Poetry, Art and Photography

HASTYWORDS

Life is Hard

A Humanist's perspective

The thoughts of a Secular Humanist

Poème du Noir

Step into the darkness, step out of the light.

mckarlie

I have happiness in my heart and a thorn in my soul

Poetry On A Roll

"free-verse" poetry from the soul

Letters To Dionysus

I'm a nightmarist, baby.

Holiday places

Holiday destinations

valeriu dg barbu

©valeriu barbu

Writing in Color

Because Life is More than Black and White

willowdot21

An insight to a heart mind and soul.

mysteryofwriting

Poet of Midnight invites you to read...

soumyav

Life..feelings ..emotions..inspiration...motivation.. & .spirituality

Poems & People

what if poems could be symphonies, and people their orchestra?

Jenny's Serendipity Art Blog

"The Art of Making Happy Discoveries"

%d bloggers like this: