Archive for the ‘LAUGHTER’ Category

THE OWL AND PUSSY CAT WENT TO SEA   1 comment


The owl and the pussy cat went to sea

he was hooting

because he was so dam horny

pussy was pleased because she came too

the dam horny owl  was such a good screw

he hooted she meowed and he flapped all day

well she purred and meowed

after each orgasm that  she had that day

they set sail bon voyage for a day at sea

little did she know what he had planned

and now six months  later

she has to face reality

mad hooting firballs

that fly around the home each day

hooting like mad and purring away

such a strange sight to see

there’s a moral to this story

you see

next time you have sex

make it safe too

wear a condom

and this wont happen to you

as an unexpected sexual encounter

may leave facing reality

just like the owl and pussy cat

that went to sea

Advertisements

YOU GAVE ME WATER TO QUENCH MY THIRST   2 comments


You gave me water to quench my thirst

and food to feed me untill i burst

feet to walk and’ eyes to see

the beauty of life which is set before me

stars to gaze romance and love too

laughter to make smile

and dreams which come true

your heavenly wonders will never stop

that why we are grateful

to exist

THE DAY THE KITTENS CAME OUT TO PLAY   9 comments


They were sat in the kitchen

when an intruder walked in

ginnie and Jennie

said let fun begin

with a leap and pounce

much to its surprise

they had found a new  toy

this one was alive

its squealed and it jumped

they pounce with joy

well this is much better than any of our toys

it made a dash across the room

but soon realised it was there was no escape

as one pounced and the battered it too

they had caught their first mouse

it had no right in their room

it had no chance to survive and I couldn’t get near it too

as the pair of them ran off with it

and claimed victory too

ginnie and Jennie one mouse nil

was the score that day the moral of this story

is there is no room at the flat

for mice to stay

when ginnie and Jennie

come out to play.

LATEST SCORE 2 -0

KITTENS WIN CAT AND MOUSE LEAGUE THIS SEASON.  PEST CONTROL REF COULDNT STOP THE RIOT ON THE PITCH  KITTENS SENT OFF FOR UNREASONABLE BEHAVIOUR.

Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

BY THE LEFT HAND...

Brett Kristian

Luna

Every now and then my head is racing with thoughts so I put pen to paper

Dr. K. L. Register

Just a small town girl who writes about Christian stuff.

I love music

.......When words fail,music speaks......

Beautiful Life with Cancer

Discovering the Gift

journeyinrhyme

Poetic Journey in Personal Discovery

Maverick Mist

Intertwined passions ~

From the Heart of Life

Inspiration and Advice for Life

Rippled Words

a harp unstrung

Erika Fuego

To Love Yourself is your Greatest Revolution.

- MIKE STEEDEN -

THE DRIVELLINGS OF TWATTERSLEY FROMAGE

Seasons and Impressions

and Other Poems by Cynthia Ann Katon-Alfonso

Of Love and Longing

...inspired poetry from rambling thoughts...

Not Just A Blonde

We are "Not Just" who we seem to be on this Earthly plane, but so much more. We are ALL children of a loving God who is calling us home to Love. This blog is dedicated to those of us on that journey together...

Audio SeXXX

Eargasms found here!

Anne's Poetry space

Poetry from the Heart

Elizabeth Melton Parsons

Writing~Art~Life

Elle Ever After

My Whereabouts, Words, Walks and Wisdom of sorts.

gabrielsfury

poems & stories, thoughts about people and places between moments of clarity, or not.

Richard M. Ankers - Author

I write because I must

Renee Writes Here

It's okay if you fall down and lose your spark. Just make sure that when you get back up, you rise as the whole damn fire.

Busy Mind Thinking

Wait! What?!

CoreyPonders

A Young Man From Wales That Writes Poetry......

Viv d' Biggest Dreamer

I will never surrender!!!

Best Romantic Pics

Smile! You’re at The Best Romantic Blog Ever

Kathleen's Writings & Art

Poetry, Art and Photography

HASTYWORDS

Life is Hard

A Humanist's perspective

The thoughts of a Secular Humanist

Poème du Noir

Step into the darkness, step out of the light.

mckarlie

I have happiness in my heart and a thorn in my soul

Poetry On A Roll

"free-verse" poetry from the soul

Letters To Dionysus

I'm a nightmarist, baby.

Holiday places

Holiday destinations

valeriu dg barbu

©valeriu barbu

Writing in Color

Because Life is More than Black and White

willowdot21

An insight to a heart mind and soul.

mysteryofwriting

Poet of Midnight invites you to read...

soumyav

Life..feelings ..emotions..inspiration...motivation.. & .spirituality

Poems & People

what if poems could be symphonies, and people their orchestra?

Jenny's Serendipity Art Blog

"The Art of Making Happy Discoveries"

%d bloggers like this: