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The owl and the pussy cat went to sea
he was hooting
because he was so dam horny
pussy was pleased because she came too
the dam horny owl was such a good screw
he hooted she meowed and he flapped all day
well she purred and meowed
after each orgasm that she had that day
they set sail bon voyage for a day at sea
little did she know what he had planned
and now six months later
she has to face reality
mad hooting firballs
that fly around the home each day
hooting like mad and purring away
such a strange sight to see
there’s a moral to this story
you see
next time you have sex
make it safe too
wear a condom
and this wont happen to you
as an unexpected sexual encounter
may leave facing reality
just like the owl and pussy cat
that went to sea
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You gave me water to quench my thirst
and food to feed me untill i burst
feet to walk and’ eyes to see
the beauty of life which is set before me
stars to gaze romance and love too
laughter to make smile
and dreams which come true
your heavenly wonders will never stop
that why we are grateful
to exist
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They were sat in the kitchen
when an intruder walked in
ginnie and Jennie
said let fun begin
with a leap and pounce
much to its surprise
they had found a new toy
this one was alive
its squealed and it jumped
they pounce with joy
well this is much better than any of our toys
it made a dash across the room
but soon realised it was there was no escape
as one pounced and the battered it too
they had caught their first mouse
it had no right in their room
it had no chance to survive and I couldn’t get near it too
as the pair of them ran off with it
and claimed victory too
ginnie and Jennie one mouse nil
was the score that day the moral of this story
is there is no room at the flat
for mice to stay
when ginnie and Jennie
come out to play.
LATEST SCORE 2 -0
KITTENS WIN CAT AND MOUSE LEAGUE THIS SEASON. PEST CONTROL REF COULDNT STOP THE RIOT ON THE PITCH KITTENS SENT OFF FOR UNREASONABLE BEHAVIOUR.
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