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life of a son from birth at tea   11 comments


I came from the womb you gave birth to me

I was an interruption just as you were about to have tea

I apologise for the indigestion

well that is just me

I may not be perfect and can’t write much at all

I talk for hours you may think i am bore

but I’m your son and you love me to

life hasn’t been easy and I am sometimes a pain to

but if I wasn’t born I wouldn’t be here too

so you wouldn’t have anything to complain about

and life would be so smooth.

lara the cats message to otis the cat and the brothers   Leave a comment


i dare you to stroke me

Otis I hope your viewing this give me the catnip banana now or suffer the consequences.

Posted 14/04/2011 by 4valentines4words4poetry4you in cats, humour, words

MY NAME IS LARA IAM CUTE KITTY   Leave a comment


My Name is Lara i am such cute and sweet kitty
full of fun and very adventurous to

I spend my life sleep eating and running berserk each day.

Kevin had a shock we he met me
he thought how sweet a little kitty
I had the last laugh there
he wasn’t impressed to

As ever I have driven him mad
scratched clawed and hissed and bit him to
as I’m Lara and I rule the roost to
Kevin’s just menial I am boss to

cats in the neighbour hood know me to
I may be small and they have had a shock to.
The huge ginger tom came out to play
he approached my window the other day,
I lay there wait and pounced on him to .
there was a scream cat style and a lot of hissing to.
He ran a mile i sat there made a warning scream to
Kevin tried to calm me he got bitten, scratched and clawed and hissed at to.

I am Lara don’t mess with me cute and sweet you think
we will see.

I a performer and work in cats circus to
I can regularly be seen performing
and balancing and doing my ballet for all to see
there airing frame is my stage as I balance up there
regularly climb and Kevin stops and stares

The window sills are good to as

I watch and spy my next victims
and those dodgy birds to.
They may sing and tweet at dawn each day
but when the see me they just fly away
ill just wait and then stalk them to..

A big black cat was sunbathing to
what a cheek on my bloody roof to,
he had a shock, as I carefully crept up to him to.
As i lea pt of a ledge and pounced on him to
a cats scream was heard as he was shocked to
he’s met Lara he knows whose boss now to.

well its time to go and get some tea, my servant
and owner Kevin best have it ready for me.

Or he will be in trouble I dare him to stroke me
the sweet and innocent little kitty cute maybe
then you have a shock I am Lara you see.

bye for now bye from kitty .

Posted 24/03/2011 by 4valentines4words4poetry4you in humour, life, poems, poetry

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I am no lord and i don’t live like a king   Leave a comment


I am no lord and I don’t live like a king.
I am a human is that a sin.
I am not programmed to reason why,
but to live ,life until I die.
I am no hero and don’t deny this,
my life could be good, if I were to receive a kiss.

I am not a servant to you or I.
My purpose is to make others laugh, and may be cry.
I may not shed a tear, to those who are close and near.
But sometimes ,I wonder why.

I could be good ,I could be bad,
I could be ugly ,I could be sad,and lonely to.

I could be a millionaire in my dreams to.
I could be charming and charismatic to.
I may be understanding just like you.

I could be a character in a play to.
Shakespeare may come and share a duet or two.
I could be clown, and dress silly to.
We could have a part in fancy dress to.

Could be a poet laureate to the queen.
But maybe I will wake up from my dreams.

Could be prince charming,
And bring my carriage for you.
Whisk you off to ball and bring cinders to.

I could be sent from above ,to help and guide you,
with words of wisdom and smile to.
Life is a stage, and I have my part to play to.

I am not a lord ,I am not a king.
I don’t justify myself, for being a human being.

I am what I am ,and I do what must do
I live my life, but it would be nicer with you.

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