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Santa had a dream of buying a motorised sleigh   Leave a comment

Santa had a dream of buying motorised sleigh

and was penny-pinching on the night

before christmas day



just as his reindeer decided to go on strike

on that fateful evening before christmas night



they complained so bitterly

of all the hard work they had  done throughout the year

and wages weren’t good enough

to buy  food and beer


you want us to work

you had better bring on

the christmas cheer


what do you mean I pay you a decent wage

what gruel, stale water and yesterdays stew

we want the pounds not the pence


hooves stamped up and down santa sat crying tears

why now why this year



you will  have all the  children

crying and buckets fall of tears


enough is enough

Rudolph was heard to say

as hooves stamped up and down

while santa cried with dismay


well Ebenezer santa Scrooge give us a pay rise

and well move our hooves

we have basic rights just like you



christmas comes but once a year

so how about some christmas cheer



so steak and chips  and with plenty  off beer

and lots  mulled wine and decent pay

and we will stay and work for you today



with a christmas bonus thrown in too

is this too much to ask off you



and not a pot of gruel and stale water each day

do we deserve to be treated this way



we know are rights and we are being abused

as hooves stamped up and down



too a chorus off

we are not amused

we are not amused



pounds and pence

pounds and pence

not gruel and stew


well Ebenezer santa Scrooge


if you want these presents delivered by christmas day

you had better make a decision

and we will be on our way



or they’re will be riots this christmas day

as children and parents bitterly complain

and unions will end up sacking you



your monopoly over christmas and presents

would have had its day

that would be the end of santa s  rule

over christmas day


no more santa s he heh he

the story will appear in the papers

for people to see



as Rudolph and his rebellious reindeer’s

had the last laugh going on strike

on christmas eve


as Ebenezer santa Scrooge

retired to count his losses today



the story of santa clause

had long passed away



an old tradition ruined

by a naughty reindeer

and his wicked ways


moral of story is give your staff

a decent pay



or suffer same fate this christmas day


christmas carols cards and tales   4 comments

Christmas carols cards and tales

wine bear and pints of ale

trees glistening and fairy tales


families reunite from afar and friends so dear


smiles greeting with warmth and grace

christmas have come again

with cheers and a happy face



homes sparkle with lights and tinsel

as people celebrate with humour and merriment


as log fires burn brightly as music and partying

greets the ears


church bells ring  carols we hear

people sing hymns and prayers so clear


to lord our saviour christmas is here.

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