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SILENTY SHE SEEKS HUNTS HER PREY   Leave a comment


Silently she seeks and hunts her prey
slowly seeking something to play
ive got the whiskas you cant runaway
I can smell you from quite away
slowly slowly stalking her prey
——–
A sudden squeak all to clear
game on mousey dinner is near
——–
A quick leap and sprint
your mine today
———
If you hadn’t off squeeked
you could have got away
as claws rip and scratch away
——–
That’s sad end of poor mouseys day
I bet you wish you didn’t come out to play
as pussy cat rests
after catching her prey
Silenty quietly meowing away.

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Posted 08/11/2018 by 4valentines4words4poetry4you in ALL, cats, poem, poetry, verse

floppy eared rabbits dinner for two   2 comments


Rabbits running riot running so free

 

 

cute little bunnies very sweet like you

made nice little dinner and a snack or two

 

 

only problem was fur gets between my teeth

whilst hopping so madly whilst i am trying to eat

 

if they weren’t so cute and didn’t hop so madly

I would have let them run free

 

 

then christmas dinner  would have been so sad

on what would have been such a good day

 

 

would have been turned mad

with floppy eared carrot crunchers

driving me mad

running riot with carrots battering the cats

 

 

the fur would have flown meowing mercifully

the christmas day would have been ruined

with mad rabbits on the loose crucifying

sweet little pussy

 

 

 

terri my reply to chrsitmas rabbits poem

THE OWL AND PUSSY CAT WENT TO SEA   1 comment


The owl and the pussy cat went to sea

he was hooting

because he was so dam horny

pussy was pleased because she came too

the dam horny owl  was such a good screw

he hooted she meowed and he flapped all day

well she purred and meowed

after each orgasm that  she had that day

they set sail bon voyage for a day at sea

little did she know what he had planned

and now six months  later

she has to face reality

mad hooting firballs

that fly around the home each day

hooting like mad and purring away

such a strange sight to see

there’s a moral to this story

you see

next time you have sex

make it safe too

wear a condom

and this wont happen to you

as an unexpected sexual encounter

may leave facing reality

just like the owl and pussy cat

that went to sea

SWEET LITTLE JENNIE BUT NOT SO INNOCENT TODAY   9 comments


Pussy pussy Jennie is her name

went out for a walk and played her little game

along the roof top and disappeared too

then a meow was heard from the other room

closely followed by ginnie a furry friend who came to warn me

meow she said in pussy language too

i went for a walk into the other room

where is she i said to ginnie

meow was the reply i got as you can see

i looked over the roof tops and now where was she

then ginnie jumped up on wall and looked over and meowed at me

communicating that something had happened to her furry friend sweet little Jennie

out the window i did climb and over rooftop and wall did i see a fenced of area with bushes you see

i called out Jennie Jennie

a meow was returned to me

it got loader and loader but i still couldn’t see

went ou for walk and climbed up to too

i could hear sweet little Jennie she was trapped over there too

called the RSPCA its dark there’s nothing they could do

went away came back in an hour or two

by this time it was dark and i called Jennie

then suddenly on top of this fence appeared a sweet little pussy head appearing over the top at me

i thought you little monkey and grabbed her and took her home with me

after all the hassle and stress she had caused at five months old you see

she had been fine all the time but was playing a little game you see

if i meow and meow for an hour or so

i will get a free carry all the way home for my tea

well my friends this is what you get if have pussy called Jennie

lots of mischievous behaviour because she is a little monkey.

THE DAY THE KITTENS CAME OUT TO PLAY   9 comments


They were sat in the kitchen

when an intruder walked in

ginnie and Jennie

said let fun begin

with a leap and pounce

much to its surprise

they had found a new  toy

this one was alive

its squealed and it jumped

they pounce with joy

well this is much better than any of our toys

it made a dash across the room

but soon realised it was there was no escape

as one pounced and the battered it too

they had caught their first mouse

it had no right in their room

it had no chance to survive and I couldn’t get near it too

as the pair of them ran off with it

and claimed victory too

ginnie and Jennie one mouse nil

was the score that day the moral of this story

is there is no room at the flat

for mice to stay

when ginnie and Jennie

come out to play.

LATEST SCORE 2 -0

KITTENS WIN CAT AND MOUSE LEAGUE THIS SEASON.  PEST CONTROL REF COULDNT STOP THE RIOT ON THE PITCH  KITTENS SENT OFF FOR UNREASONABLE BEHAVIOUR.

Have you ever felt guilty in life for haveing something to eat   2 comments


Have you ever felt guilty in life for having some thing to eat

as eyes appear by your side and start scratching your feet

the cute ball of fluff is sitting there and manoeuvering around

having a good stare

like the advert on tv

when the man opens the milk and all the cats

turn up for a drink

in my case it was tin of mackerel

and her name was ginnie she is   5 month old kitten

two seconds ago she was now where to be seen

then the moment that tin was opened she was there

harassing me

from every angle but she didn’t care

with a nose like radar

she homed in on the tin

bangs goes my peaceful lunch

as i am now as guilty as sin.

a true story of what happened to-day ginnie the kitten. from Kevin

lara the cats message to otis the cat and the brothers   Leave a comment


i dare you to stroke me

Otis I hope your viewing this give me the catnip banana now or suffer the consequences.

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