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Santa had a dream of buying motorised sleigh

and was penny-pinching on the night

before christmas day

 

 

just as his reindeer decided to go on strike

on that fateful evening before christmas night

 

 

they complained so bitterly

of all the hard work they had  done throughout the year

and wages weren’t good enough

to buy  food and beer

 

you want us to work

you had better bring on

the christmas cheer

 

what do you mean I pay you a decent wage

what gruel, stale water and yesterdays stew

we want the pounds not the pence

 

hooves stamped up and down santa sat crying tears

why now why this year

 

 

you will  have all the  children

crying and buckets fall of tears

 

enough is enough

Rudolph was heard to say

as hooves stamped up and down

while santa cried with dismay

 

well Ebenezer santa Scrooge give us a pay rise

and well move our hooves

we have basic rights just like you

 

 

christmas comes but once a year

so how about some christmas cheer

 

 

so steak and chips  and with plenty  off beer

and lots  mulled wine and decent pay

and we will stay and work for you today

 

 

with a christmas bonus thrown in too

is this too much to ask off you

 

 

and not a pot of gruel and stale water each day

do we deserve to be treated this way

 

 

we know are rights and we are being abused

as hooves stamped up and down

 

 

too a chorus off

we are not amused

we are not amused

 

 

pounds and pence

pounds and pence

not gruel and stew

 

well Ebenezer santa Scrooge

 

if you want these presents delivered by christmas day

you had better make a decision

and we will be on our way

 

 

or they’re will be riots this christmas day

as children and parents bitterly complain

and unions will end up sacking you

 

 

your monopoly over christmas and presents

would have had its day

that would be the end of santa s  rule

over christmas day

 

no more santa s he heh he

the story will appear in the papers

for people to see

 

 

as Rudolph and his rebellious reindeer’s

had the last laugh going on strike

on christmas eve

 

as Ebenezer santa Scrooge

retired to count his losses today

 

 

the story of santa clause

had long passed away

 

 

an old tradition ruined

by a naughty reindeer

and his wicked ways

 

moral of story is give your staff

a decent pay

 

 

or suffer same fate this christmas day

 

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