The owl and the pussy cat went to sea
he was hooting
because he was so dam horny
pussy was pleased because she came too
the dam horny owl was such a good screw
he hooted she meowed and he flapped all day
well she purred and meowed
after each orgasm that she had that day
they set sail bon voyage for a day at sea
little did she know what he had planned
and now six months later
she has to face reality
mad hooting firballs
that fly around the home each day
hooting like mad and purring away
such a strange sight to see
there’s a moral to this story
you see
next time you have sex
make it safe too
wear a condom
and this wont happen to you
as an unexpected sexual encounter
may leave facing reality
just like the owl and pussy cat
that went to sea
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